Facebook Stalin
A Facebook user who deletes all the bad comments, removes themselves from every embarrassing photo, and unfriends anyone who might say something mean. They’re like a king who wants to look perfect, even if they’re a total fake.
I posted a rant and got 10 replies. All gone. Facebook Stalin is watching.
My face was in a group photo with a goat. I’m now untagged. Why? I don’t know. I’m not a goat.
My old friend sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' By who? Facebook Stalin.