Facebook Stalemate
When two people are almost friends, but not quite. They both want to be friends, but neither has the guts to ask. They're stuck in a never-ending cycle of almost-friendship.
You know they'd say yes, but you're too scared to ask.
You're both on each other's feeds, but you're too shy to make the move.
You're both waiting for the other to finally ask, but no one wants to look like a dork.