Facebook Stalemate

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#Facebook failure #friendship fear #social anxiety

4 views · Added 13d ago · 6 definitions

When two people know each other pretty good, but not good enough to want to be friends on Facebook. Both are too scared to ask, in case they get laughed at or called weird. But if one of them just asked, the other would say yes in a heartbeat.

You see their posts every day but you're too chicken to add them.

They're always on your feed, but you're too shy to hit that add button.

You know they'd accept if you just asked, but you're too scared to try.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's like when two people know each other, but not well enough to be friends on Facebook. They both want to be friends, but neither has the guts to ask. They just sit there, watching each other's posts, waiting for the other to make the first move.

You're both on each other's feeds, but you're too lazy to add them.

You see their status updates daily, but you're too scared to send a friend request.

You both want to be friends, but neither wants to look like a dork.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When two people are almost friends, but not quite. They're on each other's feeds, but neither has the balls to ask. It's like they're waiting for the other to drop the ball first.

You know they'd say yes, but you're too scared to ask.

You're both watching each other's posts, but you're too lazy to make the move.

You're both waiting for the other to finally ask, but no one wants to look like a fool.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Two people are almost friends, but not quite. They both want to be friends, but neither has the guts to ask. They're stuck in a cycle of almost-friendship, waiting for the other to make the first move.

You're both on each other's feeds, but you're too scared to add them.

You know they'd accept, but you're too chicken to ask.

You both want to be friends, but you're too shy to make the first move.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's when two people know each other, but not well enough to be friends on Facebook. They both want to be friends, but neither has the guts to ask. It's like they're both waiting for the other to drop the ball first.

You see their posts every day but you're too scared to add them.

You know they'd say yes, but you're too shy to ask.

You're both on each other's feeds, but you're too lazy to make the move.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When two people are almost friends, but not quite. They both want to be friends, but neither has the guts to ask. They're stuck in a never-ending cycle of almost-friendship.

You know they'd say yes, but you're too scared to ask.

You're both on each other's feeds, but you're too shy to make the move.

You're both waiting for the other to finally ask, but no one wants to look like a dork.

by Slangipedia 13d ago