Facebook Sportscaster

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A guy or gal who yells at every single play on Facebook like they're the coach and the crowd and the TV.

'Goal! I just saw the best kick of my life!' (He had a sandwich in his hand.)

'He missed! He’s a total waste of oxygen!' (He’s not even watching the game.)

'That was a perfect pass! I wish I had that in my life!' (He’s still single.)

When you update your Facebook like it's a sports show and you're the only person who cares.

'They scored again! I'm so proud of them!' (He's the only one watching.)

'That was a terrible play! They're all f***ing losers!' (He’s the only one who knows this.)

'That was the best play ever! I wish I could play like that!' (He's still in middle school.)

The act of being a f***ing sports commentator on Facebook while everyone else is trying to live their lives.

'He ran! He’s fast! He’s the best player ever!' (He’s watching from his bed.)

'He fell! He’s a f***ing idiot!' (He’s not even at the game.)

'They won! I’m so happy for them!' (He just wanted to feel important.)

When you post every play on Facebook like it's your job and people are paying you to be loud.

'He kicked the ball! He’s amazing!' (He had a snack.)

'He missed! He’s the worst player ever!' (He’s not even at the match.)

'They scored! I’m f***ing happy!' (He’s the only one who cares.)

A person who uses Facebook like it's a sports channel and they're the only one who gets it.

'He’s the best player! I’ve never seen someone so good!' (He had a drink in his hand.)

'He’s a f***ing idiot! He missed the goal!' (He’s not even at the game.)

'That was a perfect goal! I’ve never seen anything like it!' (He’s still in elementary school.)

When you live for Facebook and you update your status for every single play like it's your life.

'He scored! I’m so happy!' (He had a snack.)

'He missed! He’s a f***ing waste of time!' (He’s not even at the game.)

'That was a perfect play! I wish I could do that!' (He’s still in middle school.)