Facebook Sponge
A Facebook user who has a profile but never posts anything, yet somehow gets tagged in every photo, comments on every post, and has a wall full of messages, but when you ask them about it, they say they don’t even use Facebook.
Hey, why didn’t you post that party photo?
I got tagged, but I didn’t know about it until my mom told me.
You said you liked my post, but you never replied.