Facebook Sponge

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A Facebook user who has a profile but never posts anything, yet somehow gets tagged in every photo, comments on every post, and has a wall full of messages, but when you ask them about it, they say they don’t even use Facebook.
Hey, why didn’t you post that party photo?
I got tagged, but I didn’t know about it until my mom told me.
You said you liked my post, but you never replied.
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Someone who has a Facebook account but acts like they don't use it, yet they comment on everything, get tagged in everything, and know all your secrets, but you never see them post anything.
You commented on my status, but you never posted anything.
I got tagged in that group chat, but I didn’t even know I was in it.
You know I broke up with my girlfriend, but you never said anything.
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A Facebook user who never posts, but somehow is always in your photos, comments on your posts, and knows everything about your life, but when you ask them about it, they say they don’t even use Facebook.
You commented on my post, but you never posted anything.
I got tagged in that photo, but I didn’t know it was me.
You said you liked my post, but you never said anything.
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A Facebook user who’s always in your photos, comments on your posts, and has a wall full of messages, but when you ask them about it, they say they don’t even use Facebook.
You commented on my post, but you never posted anything.
You got tagged in that photo, but you didn’t know it was you.
You said you liked my post, but you never said anything.
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A Facebook user who never posts anything, but somehow gets tagged in everything, comments on everything, and knows all your secrets, but you never see them post anything.
You commented on my status, but you never posted anything.
I got tagged in that group chat, but I didn’t even know I was in it.
You know I broke up with my girlfriend, but you never said anything.
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A Facebook user who’s in every photo, comments on every post, and knows everything about your life, but when you ask them about it, they say they don’t even use Facebook.
You commented on my post, but you never posted anything.
I got tagged in that photo, but I didn’t know it was me.
You said you liked my post, but you never said anything.
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