Facebook Sheep
Facebook Sheep are the people who don’t realize that every time they type something online, they’re giving away their soul to advertisers and random donation requests.
I got an ad for a gym I never signed up for. I’m guessing my soul is now in a vending machine.
I clicked a link that said 'Do you want to support my dog’s cancer?' I now owe $5 and my dignity.
My email is full of ads, quizzes, and donation requests. I think my brain is on fire.