Facebook Sheep

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Facebook Sheep are the ones who post every stupid trend they see, like fake celebrity selfies, bra color updates, and dumb quiz results, making Urban Dictionary look like a sewage pipe.
I just took a quiz that said I'm 70% pizza. I'm posting it. Everyone knows I'm 100% trash.
My friend sent me a bra color poll. I voted pink. Now I have to explain why I'm crying.
I posted my celebrity doppelganger. It's a guy who looks like my uncle. Everyone laughed. I'm still crying.
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Facebook Sheep are the people who don’t realize that every time they type something online, they’re giving away their soul to advertisers and random donation requests.
I got an ad for a gym I never signed up for. I’m guessing my soul is now in a vending machine.
I clicked a link that said 'Do you want to support my dog’s cancer?' I now owe $5 and my dignity.
My email is full of ads, quizzes, and donation requests. I think my brain is on fire.
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