Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder - You get so mad at your phone when it doesn’t show your Faceb

You get so mad at your phone when it doesn’t show your Facebook feed. It’s like it betrayed you.

I screamed at my phone like it owed me money.

My phone said, 'No feed for you.' I said, 'You just broke up with me.'

I threw my phone at the wall. Now it’s got a black eye.