Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder - You feel like your brain is missing a part when you’re not o

You feel like your brain is missing a part when you’re not on Facebook. It’s like your brain is on vacation.

I forgot how to think. My brain is on a beach somewhere.

I walked into a wall. My brain was too busy on vacation.

I tried to text my mom, but my brain just said, 'Not now, I’m on vacation.'