facebook roundabout - You start on Facebook, then say you’re done, but then you en

You start on Facebook, then say you’re done, but then you end up back on it like it’s a drug and you’re the junkie.

I said I was done with Facebook. Now I’m watching a video of a cat fighting a robot and I don’t even know how I got here.

Tried to leave Facebook and now I’m in a group chat arguing about the best pizza toppings like it’s the final showdown.

Said I was done with Facebook. Now I’m watching a 10-hour video of someone eating cereal and I’m mad about it.