facebook roundabout

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You log on to Facebook thinking you’ll just check it quick, but then you end up back on it hours later like it’s your ex and you can’t get enough of the drama.

I opened Facebook to look at my mom’s cat picture and now it’s 2 a. m. and I’m arguing with a stranger over a post about cereal.

Started to scroll and now I’m crying in the corner because my high school crush liked my post.

I opened Facebook to check my notifications and now I’ve lost three hours of my life to a TikTok trend.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You start on Facebook, say you’re done with it, then you end up back on it like it’s your best friend who keeps inviting you to parties you don’t want to go to.

Told myself I’d just check Facebook once. Now it’s 3 a. m. and I’m watching a video of a dog doing parkour.

Said I’d only look at my feed once. Now I’m crying over a meme I didn’t even understand.

Tried to leave Facebook. Now I’m in a group chat with strangers talking about the best pizza toppings.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You start on Facebook, then say you’re done, but then you end up back on it like it’s a drug and you’re the junkie.

I said I was done with Facebook. Now I’m watching a video of a cat fighting a robot and I don’t even know how I got here.

Tried to leave Facebook and now I’m in a group chat arguing about the best pizza toppings like it’s the final showdown.

Said I was done with Facebook. Now I’m watching a 10-hour video of someone eating cereal and I’m mad about it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago