facebook roundabout
You start on Facebook, say you’re done with it, then you end up back on it like it’s your best friend who keeps inviting you to parties you don’t want to go to.
Told myself I’d just check Facebook once. Now it’s 3 a. m. and I’m watching a video of a dog doing parkour.
Said I’d only look at my feed once. Now I’m crying over a meme I didn’t even understand.
Tried to leave Facebook. Now I’m in a group chat with strangers talking about the best pizza toppings.