Facebook Righteous - Someone who brags on Facebook about going to church, but the

Someone who brags on Facebook about going to church, but they're still being a total mess behind the scenes.

I'm at church! God is watching me, and my mom's watching my credit card bill!

I’m at church, but I’m still eating donuts and thinking about my ex.

I’m at church, but I'm also still angry at my brother for stealing my lunch.