Facebook Righteous

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When a bad person posts on Facebook that they're going to church to get closer to God, but they're still living like a mess, doing stupid stuff and being a total jerk.

I'm going to church now! God is gonna smite my ex!

I'm at church, but I'm still thinking about my pizza from last night.

I'm at church, but I'm also checking my phone for my mom's texts about my dad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who claims to be holy on Facebook, but in real life they're just doing shady stuff and making bad choices.

Church today! I’m getting closer to God and my mom’s food!

I’m at church, but I’m still mad about my traffic ticket.

I’m at church, but I’m also cheating on my taxes.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who brags on Facebook about going to church, but they're still being a total mess behind the scenes.

I'm at church! God is watching me, and my mom's watching my credit card bill!

I’m at church, but I’m still eating donuts and thinking about my ex.

I’m at church, but I'm also still angry at my brother for stealing my lunch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago