Facebook Republican
A person who thinks their Facebook friends are fake if they don't like every single post. They make them feel bad in the comments.
You didn't like my post? You're not my friend. I'm gonna post a picture of your cat wearing a hat and call it a insult!
I had 500 friends. Now I have 3. They all like my cat.
You didn't like my post? I'm gonna call you a fake friend and post a picture of your dog wearing a hat.