Facebook Republican

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A person who yells at their Facebook friends if they don't like every post. They think everyone should agree with them or they're not real.
Why are you unfriending me? I posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat!
You didn't like my political rant? You're not my friend anymore!
I had 1,000 friends. Now I have 2. They both like my cat.
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A Facebook user who thinks their friends are fake if they don't like all of their posts. They scream at them in the comments.
You didn't like my post? I'm gonna post a picture of your dog wearing a hat and call it a insult!
You liked my post yesterday but not today? You're fake!
I posted a picture of my cat and you didn't like it. You're not my friend.
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A person who thinks their Facebook friends are fake if they don't like every single post. They make them feel bad in the comments.
You didn't like my post? You're not my friend. I'm gonna post a picture of your cat wearing a hat and call it a insult!
I had 500 friends. Now I have 3. They all like my cat.
You didn't like my post? I'm gonna call you a fake friend and post a picture of your dog wearing a hat.
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