facebook regret
You procrastinate your work and then spend 30 minutes looking at a random person’s Facebook profile. You feel like a total idiot for doing it and you're mad at yourself for knowing so little about someone.
I looked up my crush's Facebook and saw he was dating my best friend. I felt like a total idiot.
I spent 20 minutes looking up my coworker’s profile and found out he has a pet raccoon. I feel like I wasted my life.
I looked up my neighbor and found out she has 10 kids and a husband who hates me. I regret my life choices.