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You post something on your friend's wall and instantly wish you had died instead of posting it. You're scared they'll hate it and you might have to live with the embarrassment forever.

I commented 'You look like a hot mess' on my ex's photo and now I regret every word I ever spoke.

I posted a meme about my job and my boss saw it. Now I'm stuck with a lunch break that feels like a death sentence.

I wrote 'This is the best day ever' and my friend replied with 'You sure? I saw you crying in the bathroom.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You friend request someone you barely know and they confront you in public about it. You suddenly feel like the most awkward person in the room.

My crush friend requested me and said, 'I don't even know you' in front of my whole class. I died.

I friend requested my neighbor and he asked me, 'Why do you know me?' while I was eating my lunch.

My coworker friend requested me and said, 'Why would you even want to be friends with me?' during a meeting. I felt like a total loser.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You think your post is going to be the next big thing, but instead it gets roasted. You post an apology, hit send, and then delete the post like it was a mistake.

I posted 'I am the king of the world' and got 20 comments saying 'Nope. You're just the king of your mom's basement.'

I wrote 'This is my best work ever' and my teacher replied, 'You're a disaster.'

I said 'This is the best pizza ever' and my friend said, 'That's the worst pizza I've ever seen.' I cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You procrastinate your work and then spend 30 minutes looking at a random person’s Facebook profile. You feel like a total idiot for doing it and you're mad at yourself for knowing so little about someone.

I looked up my crush's Facebook and saw he was dating my best friend. I felt like a total idiot.

I spent 20 minutes looking up my coworker’s profile and found out he has a pet raccoon. I feel like I wasted my life.

I looked up my neighbor and found out she has 10 kids and a husband who hates me. I regret my life choices.

by Slangipedia 4d ago