Facebook Quiet Hours
Facebook Quiet Hours happen when the site is so empty you could throw a party on the Live Feed and no one would show up. Everyone else is either dead or out of their mind.
Status: 'I just posted a picture of my cat and no one commented. I feel abandoned.'
DM: 'You're the only one online. Are you following me or are you just lonely?'
Tweet: 'I asked my friend if they were online. They said yes. Then I waited. Then I cried.'