Facebook Quiet Hours

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Facebook Quiet Hours are when the whole site goes to sleep, and you’re the only one left wide awake, cussing at the screen because no one else is dumb enough to be online at 1 in the morning.

DM: 'Why are you still online? It's 1:17 AM and I just posted a Farmville update.'

Tweet: 'My friend is still online at 2 AM. I don't know if I should be scared or impressed.'

Status: 'I'm the only one on Facebook. I'm gonna cry.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Quiet Hours happen when the site is so empty you could throw a party on the Live Feed and no one would show up. Everyone else is either dead or out of their mind.

Status: 'I just posted a picture of my cat and no one commented. I feel abandoned.'

DM: 'You're the only one online. Are you following me or are you just lonely?'

Tweet: 'I asked my friend if they were online. They said yes. Then I waited. Then I cried.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Quiet Hours are the time when the site is so quiet you can hear your own brain screaming because no one else is stupid enough to be on Facebook at 3 in the morning.

Status: 'I just posted a wall-to-wall status and no one read it. I'm dying.'

Tweet: 'My friend is online at 3 AM. I think they're trying to kill me.'

DM: 'Why are you still here? It's 3:42 AM and I just posted a Farmville update.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Quiet Hours are when the whole site is like a ghost town, and you're the only one there, probably because you're either crazy or you're still mad about that Farmville update from last night.

Status: 'I posted a picture of my dog and no one liked it. I think I'm dead.'

Tweet: 'My friend is online at 4 AM. I'm either impressed or I'm dying.'

DM: 'You're still online at 4:30 AM. Are you a ghost or just really stupid?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Quiet Hours are like the middle of the night, and you're the only one still online, probably because you're either a masochist or you just can't stop Farmvilling.

Status: 'I posted a wall-to-wall message and no one responded. I'm either dead or I'm a ghost.'

Tweet: 'My friend is online at 5 AM. I think they're trying to haunt me.'

DM: 'Why are you still online? It's 5:03 AM and I just posted a Farmville update.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago