Facebook Quiet Hours
Facebook Quiet Hours are like the middle of the night, and you're the only one still online, probably because you're either a masochist or you just can't stop Farmvilling.
Status: 'I posted a wall-to-wall message and no one responded. I'm either dead or I'm a ghost.'
Tweet: 'My friend is online at 5 AM. I think they're trying to haunt me.'
DM: 'Why are you still online? It's 5:03 AM and I just posted a Farmville update.'