Facebook Quickie
When you can't be bothered to watch real porn, you just log on to Facebook and jerk off to pictures of your hotter friends. It's easier than finding a decent movie and way less guilt.
Just saw my ex's vacation pic. Took two seconds to get hard.
My gym buddy posted a selfie. I didn't even finish my protein shake.
My teacher's kid posted a photo. I got in trouble for laughing too loud.