Facebook Quickie

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When you can't be bothered to watch real porn, you just log on to Facebook and jerk off to pictures of your hotter friends. It's easier than finding a decent movie and way less guilt.

Just saw my ex's vacation pic. Took two seconds to get hard.

My gym buddy posted a selfie. I didn't even finish my protein shake.

My teacher's kid posted a photo. I got in trouble for laughing too loud.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're busy but you want to check Facebook fast, like you're waiting for a message from your crush or your mom. Or you just want to escape chat without looking like a tool.

Had to finish my math homework, but I checked Facebook just in case my crush messaged me.

Was in the middle of a Zoom call, but I snuck a peek because I was scared my mom would message me.

Was being nagged by my cousin on chat, so I said I had to check my notifications.

by Slangipedia 14d ago