Facebook Proverb
Facebook sayings that are so dumb they make you want to throw your phone out the window and yell at the sky.
My mom posted 'The early bird catches the worm' and now she’s out there at 5 AM chasing worms.
My dad wrote 'All that glitters is not gold' and now he's just staring at my sister's jewelry.
My brother said 'Don’t put all your eggs in one basket' and now he’s crying because his basket fell.