Facebook Proverb

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Silly sayings made by Facebook users who think they're wise, and they post them for everyone to see and probably laugh at.

My grandma posted 'Life is like a box of chocolates' and I cried because it was 3 AM and I was eating cereal.

My mom’s status says 'Don’t count your chickens before they hatch' and I’m still waiting for her to hatch.

My uncle posted 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step' and now he’s stuck on the first step.

Stupid sayings from Facebook people who think they're deep, but they're just trying to sound cool and failing.

My cousin wrote 'Every dog has its day' and now my dog is just sitting there judging him.

My aunt posted 'A watched pot never boils' and I’m still waiting for her to get a life.

My brother said 'Don’t bite the hand that feeds you' and now he’s mad because I took his lunch.

Facebook sayings that are so dumb they make you want to throw your phone out the window and yell at the sky.

My mom posted 'The early bird catches the worm' and now she’s out there at 5 AM chasing worms.

My dad wrote 'All that glitters is not gold' and now he's just staring at my sister's jewelry.

My brother said 'Don’t put all your eggs in one basket' and now he’s crying because his basket fell.