Facebook Promise
A promise that's as good as a broken toaster, it doesn't work and it doesn't care.
'I'll get you the shirt you wanted!', he got you a shirt that smells like a gym sock.
'I'll text you when I'm done with dinner!', he texted you at 1 AM with a photo of his dog.
'I'll send you the link!', he sent you a cat video instead.
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