Facebook Promise

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 5 definitions

When someone says they'll give you stuff like a hot mess but then ghost you like you're a bad smell.

'I'll send you the pizza by noon!', then he disappeared for three days.

'I'll fix your laptop by tomorrow!', it still doesn't work.

'I'll text you back!', he hasn't blinked since 2018.

A promise made with the hope it'll be forgotten, like a bad haircut.

'I'll show you the pictures later!', he still hasn't shown them.

'I'll call you when I get home!', he's still at the bar.

'I'll bring the snacks!', he brought a napkin.

When you swear you'll do something but then you're too busy being a jerk to follow through.

'I'll text you when I'm done with work!', he's still at work at midnight.

'I'll come to your party!', he showed up at 2 AM with a hangover.

'I'll help you move!', he brought a chair and left.

A promise that's as good as a broken toaster, it doesn't work and it doesn't care.

'I'll get you the shirt you wanted!', he got you a shirt that smells like a gym sock.

'I'll text you when I'm done with dinner!', he texted you at 1 AM with a photo of his dog.

'I'll send you the link!', he sent you a cat video instead.

When someone says they'll do something but then they're too busy being a disappointment to follow through.

'I'll get you the tickets!', he got you tickets to a movie he didn't want to see.

'I'll text you later!', he texted you at 3 AM with a selfie.

'I'll help you study!', he fell asleep on your notes.