facebook phone - A Facebook phone is a phone that’s like, 'Sure, I’ll work,'

A Facebook phone is a phone that’s like, 'Sure, I’ll work,' and then it just up and quits on you.

I was halfway through a story and my phone just shut off. Like, what?!

I tried to post a photo and it said 'Error.' What even is this error?

I turned on my phone and it took forever to load. What is this, ancient technology?