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A Facebook phone is like a phone that decides it hates you and just randomly dies, even when it's not broken.
My phone just turned off in the middle of a video call. Like, what even is this?!
I tried to send a message and it said 'No signal.' But I'm in my house.
I opened Facebook and it crashed. Again. What's the point?
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A Facebook phone is a phone that works fine until Facebook decides to make it cry.
I was watching a video and it just stopped. No warning. No mercy.
I tried to chat with my mom and it said 'Connection lost.' What even is this?
I turned my phone on and it took 10 minutes to load Facebook. What is wrong with this thing?
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A Facebook phone is a phone that’s like, 'Sure, I’ll work,' and then it just up and quits on you.
I was halfway through a story and my phone just shut off. Like, what?!
I tried to post a photo and it said 'Error.' What even is this error?
I turned on my phone and it took forever to load. What is this, ancient technology?
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