Facebook Philosopher
A person who posts stupid sayings on Facebook like they're the next Einstein. Their statuses are so bad, they're like bad pizza, everyone eats it, but no one remembers it.
'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.', Because they have no idea where they're going.
'Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.', Said by someone who barely remembers the first part.
'Keep your eyes on the prize.', Which is a marble they found in a bag of chips.