Facebook Philosopher

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A lazy brain who steals quotes from philosophers like they're stealing candy from a baby. They think they're deep, but they're just trying to trick their stupid friends into thinking they're smart.

'The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.', Socrates (as said by a guy who doesn't know what Socrates is.)

'Life is what happens when you're too busy being busy.', A quote they found on a t-shirt.

'If you want something, go get it.', Because they didn't have the brainpower to make it up themselves.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who posts stupid sayings on Facebook like they're the next Einstein. Their statuses are so bad, they're like bad pizza, everyone eats it, but no one remembers it.

'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.', Because they have no idea where they're going.

'Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.', Said by someone who barely remembers the first part.

'Keep your eyes on the prize.', Which is a marble they found in a bag of chips.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A fake smart person who steals lyrics and quotes to make themselves look like a genius. They get likes from people who think 'like' means 'I understand this.'

'To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.', Said by someone who didn't even finish the sentence.

'You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.', A quote they saw on a meme.

'The only way to do great work is to love what you do.', Which they don't, but they're still posting it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who posts stupid quotes on Facebook like they're the next philosopher. They think they're wise, but they're just trying to impress their dumb friends.

'When in doubt, just take the next small step.', Said by someone who doesn't even know what a step is.

'Make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present.', Because they're still mad about yesterday's lunch.

'Sometimes it's hard to understand, but time tells truth.', Which they still don't get.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who comes up with quotes in their head and posts them on Facebook like they're the next big thing. Some of them are even good, but most of them are just stupid.

'People don’t care about your life unless it relates to their own.', Which is actually kind of true.

'Don’t be afraid to be yourself.', Said by someone who’s never been themselves.

'The only way to do great work is to love what you do.', Which they don’t, but they’re still posting it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks they're smart just because they post dumb stuff on Facebook. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a cat because they wear a hat.

'I’m not smart, I just post a lot.', Said by someone who thinks they’re deep.

'I’m the smartest person in my town.', Because no one else has a Facebook.

'I think I’m a philosopher.', Which is just a fancy way of saying they don’t know what a philosopher is.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who updates their Facebook status every day with dumb quotes like they're trying to win a bet. They think they're intellectual, but they're just trying to impress their stupid friends.

'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.', Said by someone who’s never taken a step.

'Life is what happens when you're too busy being busy.', Because they’re always busy being stupid.

'You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.', Which they don’t know how to take.

by Slangipedia 13d ago