Facebook Party
When you stay up until 3 AM talking to your old friend on Facebook like you're at a sleepover. You talk about your cat, your ex, your terrible life choices, and why you still think your old band was the best.
‘I miss my band. We were the best.’, 2 AM.
‘Your ex is still a giant waste of time.’, 3 AM.
‘I just took a dump and it was the best dump of my life.’, 1 AM.