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A bunch of lazy bums logging on to Facebook because they're too good for real life. Happens when you're stuck at a LAN party, between rounds of Call of Duty, or when your teacher's voice is like a bad mixtape.
Log on at 10 PM because your life is a mess.
Log on during class because your teacher is a waste of oxygen.
Log on because you’re too fat to go outside.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you and your friend live on opposite sides of the world but still manage to chug beer at the same time and scream at each other on Facebook.
‘I’m drinking this beer because you’re being annoying.’, 2 AM.
‘I just spilled my beer on my mom.’, 1 AM.
‘You’re still awake? I thought you died.’, 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When all your online friends decide to log on at the same time and start chatting you like you’re a hot potato. You’re like, ‘Why are you all online at once? I can’t handle this.’
You log on and 10 people start chatting you at once.
Your friend sends you 5 messages in 1 minute.
You’re trying to chat with one person and 3 others pop up.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You talk to your friends all day on Facebook but when you finally meet them in real life, it's like you don’t know each other. You’re like, ‘Wait, you’re that weirdo who sent me 200 messages about cats?’
‘You’re the guy who said I was a ‘fat cat.’’
‘You’re the one who sent me a picture of your dog wearing a hat.’
‘You’re the person who told me I was a ‘bald disaster.’’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you stay up until 3 AM talking to your old friend on Facebook like you're at a sleepover. You talk about your cat, your ex, your terrible life choices, and why you still think your old band was the best.
‘I miss my band. We were the best.’, 2 AM.
‘Your ex is still a giant waste of time.’, 3 AM.
‘I just took a dump and it was the best dump of my life.’, 1 AM.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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