Facebook Orgasm
When something crazy happens, and everyone on Facebook loses their minds and updates their statuses with ridiculous stuff about it.
The president got fired. My status said 'I am now president.' My best friend wrote 'I am a robot.'
There was a fire at the mall. My status said 'I burned my life.' My cousin said 'I got free pizza.'
The internet died. My status said 'I am now god.' My mom said 'I am now a potato.'