Facebook Orgasm

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When Facebook, especially the chat, goes absolutely insane and starts doing stupid stuff like crashing, sending you 500 messages at once, or turning your dog into a cat.
My chat exploded with 200 messages from my ex. I got a notification that my dog was now a cat. I cried.
The chat started sending me random memes every 3 seconds. I got kicked out of Facebook for screaming at it.
I tried to send a message and it turned into a song. My mom heard it and joined the chat.
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When something crazy happens, and everyone on Facebook loses their minds and updates their statuses with ridiculous stuff about it.
The president got fired. My status said 'I am now president.' My best friend wrote 'I am a robot.'
There was a fire at the mall. My status said 'I burned my life.' My cousin said 'I got free pizza.'
The internet died. My status said 'I am now god.' My mom said 'I am now a potato.'
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