My aunt posted a video of her dog doing a backflip. I replied, 'Your dog is better at life than you are.'

My friend started a poll asking 'Should we revive the 2000s?' and I voted 'No, but only because I’m still recovering from 2010.'

My cousin posted a status saying 'I ate 10 tacos and I’m fine.' I said, 'You’re not fine. You’re a taco monster.'