Facebook Nubs

My cousin posted a photo of her cat wearing a hat and a sandwich. I commented 'This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.'

My old classmate started a group called 'People Who Still Think the 2000s Were Cool.' I joined just to laugh.

My uncle changed his profile picture to a dancing chicken. I sent him a DM: 'Are you high?'

My aunt posted a video of her dog doing a backflip. I replied, 'Your dog is better at life than you are.'

My friend started a poll asking 'Should we revive the 2000s?' and I voted 'No, but only because I’m still recovering from 2010.'

My cousin posted a status saying 'I ate 10 tacos and I’m fine.' I said, 'You’re not fine. You’re a taco monster.'

My uncle posted a picture of his mustache and said 'This is my new look.' I replied, 'You look like a confused goat.'

My old teacher made a Facebook group called 'People Who Still Use Emojis.' I joined and sent her a thumbs-up emoji.

My cousin posted a video of her dancing to 'Baby Shark' and said, 'This is my life now.' I said, 'You’re not a baby shark. You’re a baby shark who’s tired of being a baby shark.'