Facebook (no)tification
A (no)tification is when Facebook acts like you didn’t already check your notifications, so you think you have new ones when they’re just old ones pretending to be new.
You check your notifications, and Facebook says you have 3 new ones, but they’re just the same ones you saw 2 hours ago.
You see a notification for a post you already saw, and Facebook won’t let you go back to sleep.
You check your notifications again, and it’s just the same old crap from the same people.