Facebook (no)tification

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A Facebook (no)tification is when you get all excited about your notifications, only to realize they’re just crap from people you don’t even know.
You get 10 notifications, and they’re all from your cousin’s ex who thinks you’re cool.
You see a notification from a group you joined 5 years ago, and it’s just a random meme.
You check your notifications, and it’s just a comment from someone who doesn’t know you.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A (no)tification happens when you get a notification for something that’s already gone, like a post that got deleted or a comment that vanished.
You get a notification about a comment on a post, but the post is gone, and the comment is nowhere to be found.
You get a notification for a photo comment, but the photo is just a blurry mess of your face from 2012.
You get a notification for a post that was taken down for being too embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A (no)tification is when Facebook acts like you didn’t already check your notifications, so you think you have new ones when they’re just old ones pretending to be new.
You check your notifications, and Facebook says you have 3 new ones, but they’re just the same ones you saw 2 hours ago.
You see a notification for a post you already saw, and Facebook won’t let you go back to sleep.
You check your notifications again, and it’s just the same old crap from the same people.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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