Facebook Multitasking
When someone can do Facebook stuff on more than one device at the same time, like they're trying to impress everyone and themselves with their multitasking skills.
I posted a status on my phone, then commented on it with my tablet. I'm a legend.
I added my friend to my wall with my laptop, then blocked them with my phone. I'm a mess.
I liked a post with my phone, then disliked it with my laptop. I'm a contradiction.