Facebook Multitasking

When some people think they're cool because they can update their Facebook status, leave comments, and click like or dislike on multiple devices at once, like they're some kind of wizard with a phone and a laptop.

When someone can do Facebook stuff on more than one device at the same time, like they're trying to impress everyone and themselves with their multitasking skills.

When someone thinks they're superhuman because they can update Facebook on multiple devices at the same time, like they're not a normal person and they're just showing off.

When someone can do Facebook stuff on more than one device at the same time, like they're trying to prove they're the best at being distracted and lazy.

When someone can do Facebook stuff on multiple devices at the same time, like they're trying to trick everyone into thinking they have a life and are not just a waste of space.