Facebook Mogul
Someone who spends more time on Facebook than in the real world. They're so obsessed they probably think the internet is a real place. A Facebook mogul needs at least 300 friends and 1,000 wall posts to be considered elite.
'I just friended my neighbor's cat.'
'I posted a status about my sandwich.'
'My wall has 1,000 posts, but only 3 are from my actual friends.'
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