Facebook Mogul

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A person who lives on Facebook like it's their second job. They post so much they might as well be paid by the website. To be a Facebook mogul, you need more friends than sense and more wall posts than a broken record.

'I just posted a selfie, my life is complete.'

'My wall is full of posts from people I don't even know.'

'I have 300 friends, but only 2 of them are real.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who spends more time on Facebook than in the real world. They're so obsessed they probably think the internet is a real place. A Facebook mogul needs at least 300 friends and 1,000 wall posts to be considered elite.

'I just friended my neighbor's cat.'

'I posted a status about my sandwich.'

'My wall has 1,000 posts, but only 3 are from my actual friends.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who can't exist without Facebook. They post so much it's like they're trying to annoy the whole internet. You need to be a social butterfly with 300 friends and 1,000 wall posts to be called a Facebook mogul.

'I posted a photo of my lunch at 3 AM.'

'My wall is more active than my brain.'

'I friended my ex just to make them feel bad.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago