Facebook Married
When you jokingly hit 'marry' on Facebook for a friend. Or when your girlfriend wants to look fancy instead of just being 'in a relationship'.
I asked my best friend to marry me on Facebook. He said yes. Now we're both embarrassed.
My girlfriend changed her status to married instead of in a relationship. She said it looked better.
My boyfriend married my dog on Facebook. I think he’s trying to get out of our real relationship.