Facebook Married

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When two people who are not even dating fake being married on Facebook just to look cool and make everyone else jealous.

My cousin and his best friend are married on Facebook. They aren't even friends in real life.

My mom added her coworker as married. She said it was for fun, but I know she’s trying to get a promotion.

I married my math teacher on Facebook just to prank my classmates. It was the best day of my life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you jokingly hit 'marry' on Facebook for a friend. Or when your girlfriend wants to look fancy instead of just being 'in a relationship'.

I asked my best friend to marry me on Facebook. He said yes. Now we're both embarrassed.

My girlfriend changed her status to married instead of in a relationship. She said it looked better.

My boyfriend married my dog on Facebook. I think he’s trying to get out of our real relationship.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Putting your spouse on Facebook as married. Or putting your boyfriend or girlfriend on Facebook as married instead of in a relationship. Or being dared to marry your best friend on Facebook.

I added my husband as married. He didn’t mind, but my sister said it was annoying.

My girlfriend put me as married instead of in a relationship. She said it looked better on her timeline.

I was dared to marry my crush on Facebook. I did it. Now we're both stuck with it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago