Facebook Marriage
When two friends pretend to get married on Facebook just so they can stop seeing the word 'single' on their profiles. It's the laziest kind of fake relationship.
'I'm getting married tomorrow, and you're the best man!' 'You're the best man? I'm the best man? I'm the best man!'
'Why is my relationship status still single? I'm getting married on Facebook!'
'We're married now. You're my wife. You're my wife. You're my wife.'