Facebook Marriage

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When two friends pretend to get married on Facebook just so they can stop seeing the word 'single' on their profiles. It's the laziest kind of fake relationship.
'I'm getting married tomorrow, and you're the best man!' 'You're the best man? I'm the best man? I'm the best man!'
'Why is my relationship status still single? I'm getting married on Facebook!'
'We're married now. You're my wife. You're my wife. You're my wife.'
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When two people, usually both dudes, set their relationship status to married on Facebook just for laughs. It's like a prank but with less pizza.
'I'm married now. You're my husband. I'm not joking.'
'Why is my ex still single? I'm married to a guy named Tim.'
'My relationship status is married. I'm not even in a relationship.'
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A fake marriage that's as real as a guy wearing a dress to a football game. It's just a joke, but people take it way too seriously.
'I'm married now. My wife's name is Lisa. Lisa is my wife. Lisa is my wife.'
'You're my husband. You're my husband. I'm not joking.'
'I'm married. My husband's name is Bob. Bob is my husband. Bob is my husband.'
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