Facebook Lobbyist
A Facebook friend who thinks they're a king of the world just because they can post political stuff and make you feel like a peasant.
Status: "I am the king of politics. You are my peasant. Vote for me or I'll ban you."
Comment: "You're not even a real person. You're just my Facebook friend."
DM: "I'm richer than you. I have more friends. I have more ads. You are weak."