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A Facebook friend who screams about politics until you want to rip your eyes out just to escape their endless political rants.

"If you don't vote for me, I'll haunt you in your sleep!", posted 3 times a day.

DM: "You're not even my real friend. You're just my Facebook friend. And I'm voting for Bob."

Status: "This candidate is the worst. I'm voting for the worst. I'm the worst."

That one Facebook friend who floods your feed with political ads like they're trying to drown you in propaganda.

"Vote for Sarah or I'll post 100 more ads!", posted at 3 a. m.

Status: "This ad is so loud, I think my dog is voting for the other guy now."

Comment: "This ad is louder than my mom's yelling."

A Facebook friend who thinks they're a king of the world just because they can post political stuff and make you feel like a peasant.

Status: "I am the king of politics. You are my peasant. Vote for me or I'll ban you."

Comment: "You're not even a real person. You're just my Facebook friend."

DM: "I'm richer than you. I have more friends. I have more ads. You are weak."